The Republic of Dyninia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Adler with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.891 billion Dyninians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dynin. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dyninian economy, worth 428 trillion Astrals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,942 Astrals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Dyninia, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyninia's national animal is the muskrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

Dyninia is ranked 21,544^th in the world and 4^th in Estanova for Highest Poor Incomes, with 89,339.97 Standard Monetary Units.