The Republic of Dyalfiege is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.157 billion Dyalfiegeans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The very strong Dyalfiegean economy, worth 585 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 57,690 rubledollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 197,922 per year while the poor average 12,341, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dyalfiege's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dyalfiege is ranked 237,454^th in the world and 1^st in The Wolves for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 217.77 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.