The Republic of DWN is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 154 million DWNians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The strong DWNian economy, worth 10.0 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 65,087 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Rupees on liquor and tobacco, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. DWN's national animal is the Tiger.

DWN is ranked 75,200^th in the world and 1^st in Warzone Africa for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,177.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.