The Community of Dustwind2 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and deadly medical pandemics. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.857 billion Dustwind2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dustwind2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,963 trillion Stardusts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,781 Stardusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dustwind2's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dustwind2 is ranked 23,416^th in the world and 227^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.09 law-abiding acts per hour.