Population | 10.561 billion |
Capital | Arrakis |
Leader | Paul Catreides |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | spice |
Animal | cat |
The Sandworm of Dune Cat is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Catreides with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.561 billion House Atreides are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arrakis. The average income tax rate is 80.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Muad'Dib economy, worth a remarkable 2,527 trillion spices a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 239,360 spices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', and beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dune Cat's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.
Dune Cat is ranked 58,371st in the world and 19th in Temporary Home for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.36 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dune Cat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Dune Cat, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
- : Following new legislation in Dune Cat, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
- : Dune Cat created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in Dune Cat, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
- : Dune Cat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Dune Cat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Dune Cat, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
- : Dune Cat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Dune Cat, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.