The Constitutional Monarchy of Duncanzia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 363 million Duncanzians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The very strong Duncanzian economy, worth 24.7 trillion Duncs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 67,934 Duncs, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Duncanzians, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Duncanzia's national animal is the Possum.

Duncanzia is ranked 234,155^th in the world and 87^th in Wintercrest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.92 law-abiding acts per hour.