The Final Countdown of Dumb Bucketlist is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Ryan Lochte with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.909 billion Dumb Bucketlistians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mall. The average income tax rate is 22.7%.

The strong Dumb Bucketlistian economy, worth 151 trillion travels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,199 travels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Dumb Bucketlist are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime is almost non-existent. Dumb Bucketlist's national animal is the kakapo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Stupid Things.

Dumb Bucketlist is ranked 166,377^th in the world and 8^th in The Sweet Ubiquity for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.6 law-abiding acts per hour.