The Free Land of Dujcat is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.741 billion Dujcatians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The thriving Dujcatian economy, worth 167 trillion Ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 61,052 Ducats, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,241 per year while the poor average 4,222, a ratio of 89.8 to 1.

No animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, pranking is an art form, and even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dujcat's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dujcat is ranked 328,499^th in the world and 61^st in Swabia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -10 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.