Hey! Got any grapes? A Duck
Most Devout: 7,319thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,610thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,447th
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Ducks Looking For Grapes

Population5.144 billion

CapitalLemonade City
LeaderA Duck


The Quack Quack Quack of Ducks Looking For Grapes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by A Duck with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.144 billion ducks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonade City. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.

The powerhouse lemonade stand economy, worth 473 trillion grapes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,080 grapes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, and A Duck is the self-declared God of all Ducks Looking For Grapes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ducks Looking For Grapes's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Grapeism.

Ducks Looking For Grapes is ranked 217,537th in the world and 43rd in The Alternate Community for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.01 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Devout: 7,319thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,610thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,447thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,575thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,283rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,669thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,807thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,046thNicest Citizens: 22,225th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the region

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