The Republic of DSATD Storage is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 69 million DSATD Storageans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The DSATD Storagean economy, worth 3.11 trillion Stones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,140 Stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSATD Storage's national animal is the Quokka.

DSATD Storage is ranked 106,756^th in the world and 10^th in DSAT for Highest Drug Use, scoring 163.19 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.