The Republic of DSATB Storage is a large, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Quokka population. The hard-working population of 171 million DSATB Storageans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The DSATB Storagean economy, worth 8.32 trillion Stones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,658 Stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of DSATB Storage. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSATB Storage's national animal is the Quokka, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

DSATB Storage is ranked 132,055^th in the world and 62^nd in DSAT for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.