The Republic of DSAT95 is a very large, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 416 million DSAT95ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37.4%.

The thriving DSAT95ian economy, worth 30.7 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,731 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSAT95's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DSAT95 is ranked 30,446^th in the world and 15^th in DSAT for Nicest Citizens, with 20.14 average smiles per day.