The Republic of DSAT7 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.35 billion DSAT7ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.4%.

The all-consuming DSAT7ian economy, worth 158 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 117,595 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,660 per year while the poor average 25,807, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied unicorn, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSAT7's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DSAT7 is ranked 223,690^th in the world and 73^rd in DSAT for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,280.28 Standard Monetary Units.