The Republic of DSAT65 is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 594 million DSAT65ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong DSAT65ian economy, worth 38.7 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,193 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSAT65's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

DSAT65 is ranked 280,799^th in the world and 98^th in DSAT for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -11 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.