The Republic of DSAT29 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.268 billion DSAT29ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient DSAT29ian economy, worth 143 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,216 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSAT29's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DSAT29 is ranked 249,447^th in the world and 75^th in DSAT for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.