The Empire of Druandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Davian Solvek with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.903 billion Druwens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gacrux. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Druwan economy, worth 224 trillion D-andias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 117,802 D-andias, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, Davian Solvek's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and suspicious locals close their doors leaving tourists to suffer the elements by themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druandia's national animal is the Druandia sea dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Druandia is ranked 191,539^th in the world and 168^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 542.82 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.