The High Kingdom of Droiden is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Köngra Alís II Kjær-Rostöchen-Furton with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.748 billion Droidenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Althior. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Droidenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,576 trillion Crobenats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,080 Crobenats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gamblers often find their stakes burnt, the black market offers sweet deals, priests pray to Köngra Alís II Kjær-Rostöchen-Furton for regulatory approval, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Droiden's national animal is the Swan Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Droidenian Orthodox Church.

Droiden is ranked 318,055^th in the world and 153^rd in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.