NATION

PASSWORD

Twirling Toward Freedom
Most Corrupt Governments: 811thMost Subsidized Industry: 841stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,041st
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dreamsinker

Population21.94 billion

CapitalSink

Currencymark
Animalturtle

The Republic of Dreamsinker is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its lack of airports, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.94 billion Dreamsinkerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sink. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dreamsinkerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,572 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,403 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Dreamsinkerian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, students returning from overseas study are questioning the status quo, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dreamsinker's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Dreamsinker is ranked 185,457th in the world and 2nd in Occupied Mars for Most Developed, scoring 53.2 on the Human Development Index.

Top
1%
Most Corrupt Governments: 811thMost Subsidized Industry: 841stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,041stMost Avoided: 1,071stLargest Black Market: 1,131stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,294thMost Devout: 1,369thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,506thFattest Citizens: 1,581stLargest Mining Sector: 1,632ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,849thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,859thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,350thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,422ndTop
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,246thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,740thMost Primitive: 4,046thNudest: 5,236thHighest Economic Output: 5,260thMost Efficient Economies: 5,812thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,451stMost Authoritarian: 9,052ndLargest Governments: 9,097thHighest Average Incomes: 10,039thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,025thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 16,173rdMost Influential: 19,219thMost Stationary: 21,381stMost Conservative: 22,680thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,293rdHighest Poor Incomes: 29,903rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, students returning from overseas study are questioning the status quo.
  • : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, Dreamsinkerian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, "What's the Frequency, Leader?" is a favorite phrase of backyard radio broadcasters when interrupting official diplomatic channels.
  • : Dreamsinker was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, people at rock bottom are handed a shovel and a cold one.
  • : Following new legislation in Dreamsinker, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.

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