The Dritish Colony of Drarbados is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.174 billion Drarbadians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridgetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The powerhouse Drarbadian economy, worth 204 trillion Drarbadian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,537 Drarbadian dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,432 per year while the poor average 9,592, a ratio of 28.9 to 1.

Eminent domain has been abolished, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and a major religion has been named as Drarbados's national religion. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drarbados's national animal is the Flying fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Drarbados is ranked 2,685^th in the world and 1^st in Dritish Empire for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 12,603.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.