The Dramerican Colony of Dranada is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 3.184 billion Dranadians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dranadian economy, worth 164 trillion Dranadian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 51,528 Dranadian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and policies are debated via video essays and tier lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dranada's national animal is the Beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dranada is ranked 97,760^th in the world and 678^th in Dramerican Empire for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,066.25 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.