The Dramerican Colony of Dragreenland is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.214 billion Dragreenlanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuuk. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The Dragreenlander economy, worth 204 trillion Dragreenlander kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 63,775 Dragreenlander kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The end of communism came with retail rather than revolution, auditors are gutting every governmental department, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Dragreenlander citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dragreenland's national animal is the Polar bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dragreenland is ranked 97,762^nd in the world and 2^nd in Dramerican Empire for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,427.67 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.