The Nomadic Peoples of Dr Santa is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.816 billion Dr Santans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.5%.

The strong Dr Santan economy, worth 169 trillion snows a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,407 snows, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 132,747 per year while the poor average 11,621, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and agricultural employees work for peanuts. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dr Santa's national animal is the reindeer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dr Santa is ranked 222,037^th in the world and 15^th in Pussy for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.66 percentage of bribes refused.