The No Man's Land of Doze Macacos is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Our Lord and Savior with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.05 billion Doomeds are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Doomed economy, worth a remarkable 2,465 trillion Good Works a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 245,290 Good Works, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Doze Macacos's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The True Faith.

Doze Macacos is ranked 310,979^th in the world and 79^th in Flanelistan for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -5.48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.