The District of Douglas City is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 18.627 billion Douglas Citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Welfare, although International Aid, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The strong Douglas Cityian economy, worth 806 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,321 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,212 per year while the poor average 2,715, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, Douglas City has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Douglas City in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Douglas City's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Douglas City is ranked 97,787^th in the world and 1^st in Douglas City for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.