The United States of Doom III is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Doom with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 26.206 billion Doomed are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doomnia. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Doomed economy, worth 61.2 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 2,335 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, Doom III has designated Doomnia as its capital city, Doomism has been named as Doom III's national religion, and Lord Doom has just been declared ruler of Doom III in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doom III's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Doomism.

Doom III is ranked 293,818^th in the world and 1^st in Imperial Axis for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 151.88 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.