The Republic of Donstopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.983 billion Donstopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donsville. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Donstopian economy, worth 439 trillion Guilders a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 88,211 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, foreign workers are flooding in as Guilders flood out, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, and holy matrimony has been wedded to an unwieldy bureaucracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Donstopia's national animal is the Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Donstopia is ranked 253,293^rd in the world and 8^th in The Confederation of Free States for Largest Black Market, with 165 billion Standard Monetary Units.