The Slow Loud Breathers of Donkervader is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lukas Ligloper with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 43.758 billion underlings are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coruscant. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Controlled by Vader economy, worth an astonishing 31,796 trillion left hands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 726,634 left hands, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,982,323 per year while the poor average 116,888, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, and politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Donkervader's national animal is the tauntaun, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Force Activism.

Donkervader is ranked 3,163^rd in the world and 4^th in Hell for Most Developed, scoring 97.04 on the Human Development Index.