The American Dream of Don King is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 42.572 billion Don Kingians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47.4%.

The Don Kingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,871 trillion Billionss of Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,956 Billionss of Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Don King's national animal is the Court System, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Don King is ranked 114,648^th in the world and 1^st in NAACP for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,707.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.