The Republic of DOGTOOTH- is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate population of 460 million DOGTOOTH-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.8%.

The strong DOGTOOTH-ian economy, worth 31.5 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,509 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DOGTOOTH-'s national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DOGTOOTH- is ranked 82,146^th in the world and 13^th in Charleslandia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 212.02 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.