The Republic of DogSanity is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.649 billion pups are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient DogSanityian economy, worth 841 trillion paw prints a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,197 paw prints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

DogSanity City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DogSanity's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

DogSanity is ranked 238,112^th in the world and 5,868^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -121.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.