The State of Dodomabahn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.333 billion Dodomabahnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Education, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The strong Dodomabahnian economy, worth 837 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 37,479 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem. Dodomabahn's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dodomabahn is ranked 175,685^th in the world and 8^th in Valletta for Most Primitive, scoring -68.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.