The Holy Green Irish Empire of Dkwte is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Apo with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 24.182 billion Dkwteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derik. The average income tax rate is 14.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dkwtean economy, worth a remarkable 5,520 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,274 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, no true communist is an unbeliever, and the government spares every expense for national defence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dkwte's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholic.

Dkwte is ranked 145,455^th in the world and 57^th in New Bilderberg Group for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,652 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.