The United Socialist States of DKP is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 5.184 billion DKPians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient DKPian economy, worth 203 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,280 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DKP's national animal is the Kitsune.

DKP is ranked 100,234^th in the world and 2^nd in Puppets resting area for Largest Black Market, with 2.47 trillion Standard Monetary Units.