The Easter of Djasuhenet is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by santa with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.695 billion Djas are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Environment and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Djas economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion Gold bars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 173,654 Gold bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,578,234 per year while the poor average 2,191, a ratio of 720 to 1.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Djasuhenet's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cow.

Djasuhenet is ranked 17^th in the world and 1^st in Djas for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 35,079.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.