The Republic of Djas7 is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.243 billion Djas7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.3%.

The very strong Djas7ian economy, worth 407 trillion Zuzzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,682 Zuzzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djas7's national animal is the Mamba, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Djas7 is ranked 293,859^th in the world and 11^th in Colony for Highest Drug Use, scoring 20.95 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.