The Wide Receiver of DJ Moore is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.176 billion DJ Mooreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient DJ Moorean economy, worth a remarkable 1,215 trillion bronze nickels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,756 bronze nickels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and golden statues of rockwarblers line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DJ Moore's national animal is the rockwarbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DJ Moore is ranked 35,555^th in the world and 2^nd in Chicago Bears for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 60,207.53 Standard Monetary Units.