The Colony of Discord Mods is a mid-sized, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 62 million Discord Modsians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The powerhouse Discord Modsian economy, worth 4.18 trillion NitroBucks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,465 NitroBucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,269 per year while the poor average 12,712, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Discord Modsian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, snitches get riches, government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You", and the holidays begin with the traditional exchanging of aspirin. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Discord Mods's national animal is the Mobility scooters.

Discord Mods is ranked 295,870^th in the world and 7^th in Discordia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 107.37 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.