The Queendom of Disaster Dragonia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.225 billion Disaster Dragonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Disaster Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,566 Dragon Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The overhead luggage compartment is often full, major cities run on potato batteries, government spending has hit an all-time low, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Disaster Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Disaster Dragonia is ranked 6,842^nd in the world and 152^nd in The Rejected Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.05 law-abiding acts per hour.