The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 34.126 billion Drugged Monkeys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 2,526 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 74,042 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, war vets look after war animals, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 214,570^th in the world and 4,157^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.