The Theocracy of DIN 555 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and fear of technology. The cynical, devout population of 5.103 billion DIN 555ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.9%.

The thriving DIN 555ian economy, worth 437 trillion DINS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,636 DINS, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DIN 555's national animal is the DIN 438, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DIN 555 is ranked 110,139^th in the world and 5,530^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.68 law-abiding acts per hour.