The Kingdom of Diffyliffy is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-working, devout population of 377 million Diffyliffyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owion City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The Diffyliffyian economy, worth 15.5 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,112 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement, and Diffyliffy recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime is moderate. Diffyliffy's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Diffyliffy is ranked 269,099^th in the world and 4^th in Diffyliffy for Largest Governments, scoring 7.42 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.