The Starfallen Realm of Neo England is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 46.323 billion Neo Englandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo England City. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Neo Englandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,312 trillion ELS a year, is highly specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,931 ELS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's favourite colour is blue (Neo England has found 3 easter eggs), the Federal Council of Neo England has been announced as the new Head of State, Neo England has designated Neo England City as its capital city, and Leader is the self-declared God of all Neo England. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Neo England's national animal is the One legged dodo monkey, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is a major religion.

Neo England is ranked 181,757^th in the world and 2^nd in Scroll Islands for Safest, scoring 53.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.