The Kingdom of Dhrutan is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.259 billion Dhrutanese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Dhrutanese economy, worth 120 trillion Ngultrums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 53,265 Ngultrums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,019 per year while the poor average 6,183, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dhrutan's national animal is the Takin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dhrutan is ranked 249,125^th in the world and 2^nd in Free Non Imperial Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.