The District of Dhivehi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.259 billion Dhivehians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The powerhouse Dhivehian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion juno aurums a year, is highly specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 36,208 juno aurums, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, Dhivehi has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Dhivehi in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a problem. Dhivehi's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dhivehi is ranked 122,355^th in the world and 1^st in Maldives for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.