The Republic of Deterministic Chaos is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.031 billion Deterministic Chaosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Deterministic Chaosian economy, worth 117 trillion baht a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 38,746 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,724 per year while the poor average 2,428, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Deterministic Chaos's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Deterministic Chaos is ranked 278,109^th in the world and 7^th in Lush Forests for Highest Average Incomes, with 38,746.43 Standard Monetary Units.