The Holy Empire of Despactio is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Caenbet with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 12.677 billion Despacitoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Aurora. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Despactioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,816 trillion Zimbabwean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,278 Zimbabwean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Despactioan basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, business is banging at no-tell motels, and the "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Despactio's national animal is the たぬき, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Despactio is ranked 5,942^nd in the world and 1^st in Tyrona for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.31 law-abiding acts per hour.