The Diverse Talents of Deshea Townsend is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.215 billion Deshea Townsendians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittsburgh. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Deshea Townsendian economy, worth 209 trillion swats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,737 swats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Deshea Townsend's new capital, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and the Deshea Townsend Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deshea Townsend's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Deshea Townsend is ranked 152,611^th in the world and 6^th in The Walk In for Largest Populations, with 4.21 billion capita.