NATION

PASSWORD

Cards and Justice
Most Patriotic: 2,011thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,277th
The Card Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Deretania

Population4.968 billion

Currencykrona
Animaldolphin

The Card Kingdom of Deretania is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.968 billion Deretanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Deretanian economy, worth 885 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,287 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The might of the entire Deretanian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deretania's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Deretania is ranked 11,162nd in the world and 1st in TNP for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.07 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Top
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Most Patriotic: 2,011thTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,277thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,960thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,004thLargest Black Market: 7,034thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,214thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,465thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,989thMost Devout: 9,455thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,568thHighest Average Incomes: 9,926thLargest Mining Sector: 10,746thHealthiest Citizens: 11,047thMost Efficient Economies: 11,162ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,288thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,675thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,694thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,352ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,610thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,006thLargest Governments: 17,123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,048thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,496thHighest Economic Output: 24,592ndSmartest Citizens: 25,502nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deretania, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Deretania, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Deretania, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Deretania, the might of the entire Deretanian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Deretania, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours.
  • : Deretania's influence in TNP rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Deretania, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled.
  • : Following new legislation in Deretania, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Following new legislation in Deretania, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Deretania, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.

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