The State of Den Jill is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 16.433 billion Den Jillians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.2%.

The very strong Den Jillian economy, worth 728 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,350 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 135,480 per year while the poor average 11,253, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Den Jill's national animal is the deer.

Den Jill is ranked 121,584^th in the world and 1^st in Birmingham for Most Beautiful Environments, with 537.91 pounds of wildlife per square mile.