NATION

PASSWORD

Bears
Nicest Citizens: 16,304thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,353rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,539th
The Republic of
Democratic Autocracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Demyansky District

Population516 million

CurrencyDucat
AnimalBear

The Republic of Demyansky District is a huge, genial nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 516 million Demyansky Districtians are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Demyansky Districtian economy, worth 36.9 trillion Ducats a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,425 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demyansky District's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Demyansky District is ranked 105,320th in the world and 756th in Novaya Zemlya for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 817.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Nicest Citizens: 16,304thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,353rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,539thMost Armed: 24,739thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30,954th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the regionTop
10%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 52nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 70th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Demyansky District, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Demyansky District, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Demyansky District, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Demyansky District, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
  • : Following new legislation in Demyansky District, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Demyansky District was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Demyansky District, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
  • : Demyansky District was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Democratic Autocracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Demyansky District, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Demyansky District, Demyansky District has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.

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